Gilding Bill's Successor
by DCDave

Of presidential qualifications
It's clear what Dubya lacks,
So he must be inoculated
From opportune attacks.

Addressing lack of character
They come out with a book.
It's full of facts, but what do you know?
The writer is a crook.

The smirker's dim-bulb mental state
Next must be addressed,
So they over-publicize
A stooge's silly "test."

Our propagandists have been burdened,
But they have no fears:
They've long been making silken purses
Out of porcine ears.

David Martin