Conspiracy Commerce

                                                                 "We're upset by our political nemesis.
                                                      Please believe us when we say
                                                      We wish that this partisan troublemaker
                                                      Would kindly go away."

                                                      For those who can't figure what's happened,
                                                      I'm here to see you're apprised,
                                                      The partisan political dirt-digger
                                                      Just got publicized.

                                                      Rule one of good propaganda
                                                      Is the model of simplicity,
                                                      Legitimate and serious dangers
                                                      Get no publicity. 

                                                                    David Martin