Bill Faces the Music
by DCDave

Q. With respect to your alleged conduct illicit,
Have you ever asked a subordinate to kiss it?
A. On advice of my counsel I've reached the decision
That I won't answer questions of such imprecision.
Q. From a low-ranking female in your organization
Have you ever enjoyed penile osculation?
A. I doubt that I have, but how can I be sure
When your phraseology is so obscure?
Q. Okay, let's get this over real quick:
Have you ever had underlings * * * ?

David Martin

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