Youthful Blunder
by DCDave

The classic American tragedy
Is not what it used to be.
Drowning a pregnant paramour
Is an out-of-date felony.

Now the way to ruin your life
And get the authorities riled
Is simply to wait a bit too long
To crush the head of your child.

David Martin

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