Dogged Pursuit of Pleasure

Two young commuters were in a car,

Headed for their station,

When they saw two dogs out in a yard

Engaged in copulation.

"I think that that's a first for me,"

Said Joe to Bob with a smile.

Said Bob, "When humans turn a trick that way,

We call it 'doggy style.' "

"You should try it with your wife,"

Said Bob with a leering grin.

“Change the angle, spice it up,

Take her for a spin.”

"Oh, you don't know my wife," said Joe,

With a sigh of resignation.

“I might give it a try tonight,

But it will require intoxication.”

The next day Joe said they pulled it off,

But it took five hits at their bar,

But Joe said he was set on doing

What they’d witnessed from the car.

Said Joe, "With one shot she turned around.

That wasn't very hard,

But it took five shots of hundred proof

To coax her to the yard."

David Martin

Non-PC “Poke” #7.

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