Crooked Hillary’s Email Defense

Oh, I love the Clinton Foundation.

It’s a vacuum cleaner of pelf,

And if the government will mind its own business

I can keep most of it all for myself.

That’s the beauty of private emails;

They’re all out of reach of a FOIA.

When the little people get curious,

I tell you, it can really annoy ya.

Never mind that inspector general;

I was told it was legal to do it.

I can’t be the first

Or hardly the worst.

I thought it was fine,

And surely no crime.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

David Martin

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