We're the USA
See
the pyramid there in the aisle;
See
those naked Arabs in a pile.
Just
remember, people, all the while,
We're
the USA.
From
Indonesia to beyond Algiers,
We'll
show off our Muslim souvenirs.
This
reminds me of those Viet Cong ears.
We're
the USA.
Where
would you be without us?
Maybe
we'll invade you, too--and you.
We
can make the world a better place,
Putting
evildoers in their place,
Or
just giving Israel living space.
We're
the USA.
David
Martin
To the
tune of Patti Page's "You Belong to Me,"
covered by Jo
Stafford, The Duprees, Carla
Bruni,
Chang Jae In, and many
others.
Hear “We’re the USA” performed in the
style of Dean Martin
by Buelahman.
See also "Power-lust and President Bush."
