CLINTON: Laid the babes.
LINCOLN: Gettysburg Address
CLINTON: Stained a party dress.
LINCOLN: Emancipation Proclamation.
CLINTON: Ejaculation Proclamation
LINCOLN: Increased Republican Party Popularity.
CLINTON: Increased Republican Party Popularity.
LINCOLN: "...you can't fool all the people all the time."
CLINTON: "...but you can try, all the time."
LINCOLN: Successor unsuccessfully impeached.
CLINTON: Successfully impeached for his excesses.
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